Hello sir or madam (madam?).

Hello sir or madam (madam?).
You just restored my faith in humanity.
(Source: eat-pray-lovelikecrazy, via broaquarium)
My life in a picture.
—Insanemathematician
YOU ANGER ME
ONLY A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE CAN TASTE CYANIDE
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It posts interesting stories with only 6 words.
I was just…going to-uh…tell her how DANGEROUS it is to talk to guys online. Yeah.
(via killeroo)
The report came in yesterday.
Dougie Howser is DEAD.
(Source: kytastro, via hermeowjesty)

What foul phantasmagoria is this?!