Hello sir or madam (madam?).
My Motto
You just restored my faith in humanity.
(Source: eat-pray-lovelikecrazy, via broaquarium)
My life in a picture.
Neighbor offers coffee. Bitter almond taste.
—Insanemathematician
YOU ANGER ME
ONLY A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE CAN TASTE CYANIDE
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I was just…going to-uh…tell her how DANGEROUS it is to talk to guys online. Yeah.
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My little brother can’t sing, but is insistant on singing the SAME FUCKING SONG and brutally murdering it.
The report came in yesterday.
Dougie Howser is DEAD.
(Source: kytastro, via hermeowjesty)
What foul phantasmagoria is this?!
