(In return) That is depending on whether I embrace your morals or your mistress.” —John Wilkes, in response to the Earl of Sandwich
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby. (via sparklemycitybaby)
There is nothing better than waking up with a nice cuppa and watching Richard Ayoade metaphorically beat the shit out of Chris O’Dowd.
Friend: So what is the little castley guy called?
Me: That’s a rook.
Friend: That’s essential to my strategy…yessss.
Me: Slow down there-you’re just learning how to play.
Friend: Uh huh.
Me: Really, this is-
No, it wasn’t for being lazy.
No, it wasn’t for having a shitty grade in a class.
No, it wasn’t for being frivilous with money.
No, it wasn’t for insulting him.
It was for not putting sugar in my tea.