April 2012
234 posts
“Sir. you will either die on the gallows or of the pox.
(In return) That is depending on whether I embrace your morals or your mistress.” —John Wilkes, in response to the Earl of Sandwich
(In return) That is depending on whether I embrace your morals or your mistress.” —John Wilkes, in response to the Earl of Sandwich
“Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter—tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther… . And then one fine morning—
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby. (via sparklemycitybaby)
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby. (via sparklemycitybaby)
Pleasantly Melancholy
There is nothing better than waking up with a nice cuppa and watching Richard Ayoade metaphorically beat the shit out of Chris O’Dowd.
Chess Failure
Friend: So what is the little castley guy called?
Me: That’s a rook.
Friend: That’s essential to my strategy…yessss.
Me: Slow down there-you’re just learning how to play.
Friend: Uh huh.
Me: Really, this is-
Friend: Checkmate.
Me: agdhlhdghilidhglkasdhcfkejfjkyhv
My dad just yelled at me
No, it wasn’t for being lazy.
No, it wasn’t for having a shitty grade in a class.
No, it wasn’t for being frivilous with money.
No, it wasn’t for insulting him.
It was for not putting sugar in my tea.
